Also About an Orphan (Possibly a Bastard, Child of a Whore): It’s Annie!
Oklahoma!: Alexander Hamilton Would Have Loved It Here, Had We Existed Back Then.
The Phantom of the Opera was Possibly a Ghost from Colonial America, Non?
Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark, and Turn Up the Rap, Amirite?
If You Liked Hamilton, You’ll Love This Other Story about a Group of Rebels Caught in a Historical Conflict That Was Not Sufficiently Covered in Your Schooling: It’s Fiddler on the Roof!
Not Throwin’ Away His Dot: Sunday in the Park with George
The Music Man is America’s First Rap Musical (for the First 3 Minutes of the Show)
Cats: Some of Our Lyrics are Indecipherable, Too!
Another Show for People Who Like to Watch People Who Don’t Like to Be Told What to Do: Rent
What’s Your Name, Ma’am? Mame!
Grease: We Were Live on TV at About the Same Time Your Teenage Daughter Started Playing the Hamilton Soundtrack Non-Stop, So We’re Oddly Linked to Each Other in Your Mind, Perhaps?
For When You Want to See the Exact Opposite of Hamilton: The Sound of Music!
Newsies: No Fathers Here, Either!
We Were the Second Country to “Rise Up!” Also, a Kid Dies! Also, There is Some French Sprinkled Into This Musical, Too!: Les Miserables!
Ha! Take That, 2011!: Tickets Now On Sale for The Book of Mormon.
Rock of Ages: Because You Dig Guys with Ponytails.
If Your Thing is Snobby Monarchs who Seem Faintly Stereotypically Homosexual and Have Only One Big Number, You’ll Also Love Jesus Christ Superstar!
The Lion King, A Musical About a King Who Won’t Send a Fully-Armed Battalion To Remind You of His Love
Wicked, Because if You Can’t See Hamilton now, Maybe You Can in 2021.
Chicago: Because There’s No Way You’re Paying $1500 for Hamilton and We’re, Like, $5 Now
Meet the Jersey Boys! Did You Know that New Jersey Was One of the 13 Original Colonies in the United States of America, a Country for Which Alexander Hamilton Fought?
Also a Three-Syllable, One-Word Title: Company!
State Fair: An American Musical Taking Place in Middle America with Some References to American Heroes, Although Not Specifically Alexander Hamilton, But Pretty Close.
Cabaret: We Also Have a Cast of Men and Women Who Sing, Dance and Act!